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Monday, June 27, 2005

Twinkies

I know that they are bad for her but I let Lauren now and again have the perfect little food, I call heaven, but others call them Twinkies. I love them frozen, deep fired, and straight from the box.

Well as you know I have a new man in my life Mr. Espinola. He is drop dead fine. I met him at Hemenway's restaurant; it’s located right in the middle of Providence. They have the best sea food in the state. People from NY and Connecticut drive all that way just for some excellent oysters. Even when the place is pack, the service is fast fast fast!

I was having my normal lunch, get the lobster club, it’s to die for! …and this young handsome man walked by and I knew I had to talk to him. So I waited for him to go on break to make my move.

You can’t smoke anywhere in RI now, so you have to sneak out back in the loading dock to have a puff. It is funny how we met, but when I stepped out the back doors through the lobby, Mr. E was doing that thing, where you hold down one side of your nose, and blow real hard to clear out you sinuses. The pollen has been really bad in the city these past few weeks people getting sick around my office.

Anyway, some of his, you know, got on my dress and our eyes locked and we both started laughing. He handed me a balled up paper napkin and was trying to say he was sorry in some cute broken English. As I was wiping the gunk off my dress, I didn’t notice I was spreading an old ball of mint gum that was in the napkin (he forgot to tell me) on my now sticky leg. He then said something like oh pretty lady I so sorry” or something like that and he picked the gum off my dress rubbing my thigh very close to my you know what… two words “drip” and “ping”. The only thing keeping me from jumping on this man was the fact he was picking the gum off my dress and putting it directly into his mouth. He looked like a sexy monkey grooming me. My very own Antonio Hendarass!!!
I gave him my business card and told him to call me.

-Beth
http://coasm.blogspot.com


p.s.
http://providence.citysearch.com/profile/9071753/
Hemenway's Seafood Grill & Oyster Bar
1 Providence Washington Plz
Providence, RI 02903-7104
(401) 351-8570
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