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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

You People

Why do you all do this? Now you say my mother is fake? I set this blog up for her. I did all of the work and my name is never even mentioned. My so-called “sister” is fucking all over this blog and I don’t even have a sister. She saw this girl on the web and one day she started talking about my “sister”.

Just to set things straight I'm 19 not 6. All this shit, these stories, they are all made up – in my moms sick head. I was the one who played soccer and I was good. I was the one who told her it would be funny to put “speed” in some cookies for MY team because they are all slow… It was a joke. The kicking the wood shit is true – my coach did use that technique to practice fakes.

My fathers name is Mario Crowley and my mother maiden name is Beth Youngdo the math all you techno geeks. My mom lives in this dream world and all of you are egging her on… She doesn’t have a Dr.

She IS the Doctor.

And you all love it… You just suck it all up….
Damn

Stop typing and get a life

Jay
http://coasm.blogspot.com/

30 Comments:

Anonymous Curious Reader said...

Things I bet are true:

There is a 19 year old behind this blog. This person is a male.

I'm also guessing this person is unemployed- and does not have any type of sexual relationship to speak of.

That's my bet.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I concur.

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Lovely said...

OK, working this from the angle that Jay uses:

Boy, not only do you need to have your mother involuntarily committed, you need some anger management classes.



The angle that Jay has written this whole blog himself:

You are one sick asshole.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous You are all stupid for posting said...

I would rather be just 1 sick ass hole then the 3 who posted here HAHAHAHHAA!!!! this guy is just baiting you...

and you take the time to write back to this silly stuff????

KEEP IT UP JAY! You are doing what you sought out to do...

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Curious Reader said...

Acutally, rereading the last post, I'm going to lower my guess of the age of the writer. The emotional stability (and lack of) points to someone much younger- maybe 13.

5:12 PM  
Blogger beachcomber50 said...

hey you,
just letting you know that i'm not poed about this. i removed my posts because they had become well, banal and irrelevant.
shame they wern't dated & timed. i got bossier n pushier trying to illicit Any normal (for the situation) response.
but although i was grousing about wasted time, this was a good mental/emotional exercise. made me brush up a lot of rusty cogs. interesting challenge. so... s'ol good:)
would suggest you read erma bombecks' "if life is a bowl of cherries, what am i doing in the pits?" covers a lot of situations. also any of the "chicken soup for the soul" series. you have to seek positive ways to look at life. the negative will always find you. store up ways to combat those thoughts. balance is a key.
good luck. whoever you are.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Trawler said...

"You are all stupid for posting here" - my friend you win Complete Tool Of The Week from me. I don't even know where to begin with the irony of your post.
As for the author of this latest entry - half decent attempt at a save, but poorly executed again. Personally, I put in a vote for The Adventures Of Podu. If you can work that angle back in that would be great. Bonus points for properly including a Pakistani Ice Cream Factory in the tale.

6:41 PM  
Blogger beachcomber50 said...

thank you for proving my point..."the negative will always find you".
and why would your opinion be worth more than anyone elses?

the trolls continue to pollute the blog.

smile and make lemonade.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous now you are F'ing Stupid said...

Trawler - what kind of tool is it? is it a power tool? Did you know that I wanted you to write "You are all stupid for posting here"... too easy.

Definitions of Ironic on the Web:

A mode of literature in which the characters exhibit a power of action inferior to the one assumed to be normal in the reader or audience, or in which the poet's attitude is one of detached objectivity.
www.sil.org/~radneyr/humanities/litcrit/gloss.htm

dry: humorously sarcastic or mocking; "dry humor"; "an ironic remark often conveys an intended meaning obliquely"; "an ironic novel"; "an ironical smile"; "with a wry Scottish wit"
characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is; "madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker"; "it was ironical that the well-planned scheme failed so completely"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Trawler I love you. I don't care that you are a bit short. I dig that! I like the way you laugh. I wish we could be together - I know that we can't we are so far apart. But I do love you with all my heart, please understand that...

7:25 PM  
Anonymous WTF said...

Beach... is there milk with your earthly crunch? I loved your post from b4...why take them down town and all around... people need to read comments like yours.

IMHO
WF

8:27 PM  
Blogger beachcomber50 said...

wrf,
well hey, you are the only one to suggest such. the negative crap got old. even the most sanguine of us can get discouraged.
and i removed the posts on receipt of some news that made me think "now what have i gotten myself into?"
i saw the "red flags" coming in, but felt Someone was asking for help. i did what i thought best at the time. the more i read back, the more confused and concerned i became. then it just got tedious.
sorry. if i'd felt that anyone could benefit i'd have let the comments stay. i do feel that many folks are in "hard times" and need encouragement. i am still concerned about the attitudes of the person(s) posting here. seems to be a lot of undefined and misdirected anger. but if no feedback, how do i continue? the recent posts became nonsensical.
there IS a dark humor here, but coupled with an unstable personality? i'm outta ideas. i mean, how do i carry on with nothing to go on. something still isn't quite "right". the truth is yet to be discovered.

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Trawler said...

Ah such a cleverly laid trap. My friend you are far to sharp of mind and wit to be wasting your talents here. As for the tool, I would say a spanner.
But you're right, we shouldn't be fighting. What happened to us? We used to have fun, God knows we did, but now everytime I try and talk to you, you put on your iPodu and shut me out. Let's chuck the kids, and Beth and Marion in the car and just get away for a weekend. Jay would love to get out in a field and kick the soccer ball around and perhaps Marion can help us start a blog to work it all out.
We can make it work baby, I just know we can.

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Why said...

Why do I feel that all of these posts are writen by the same person? or 2 people playing 5 people?

my my my

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay couldn't find his arse with a funnel

1:03 AM  
Blogger beachcomber50 said...

now see, here we go again. this is just head games.
and how would Anyone know anything here. maybe `why' is bethmarionjay.

i know i'm just me. i know that there is one well "spoken" person here who is, alas, a supercilious a**hole.
i know that there are a few truly disturbed trolls.

i know i'm seriously bored.
can't think of much else i could possibly Want to know.

1:18 AM  
Anonymous Trawler said...

Beachcomber50, not that it means anything in an anonymous forum like this, but I am...well me, and not connected to this blog apart from being someone who decided to follow this blog, partly because there was a nagging suspiciion that all was not as it seemed. Not sure if I am the well "spoken" a*hole you refer to. Now I am following it to see if the person behind it decides to 'fess up, or tries to extract themself from the hole they have dug of late.

T

4:50 AM  
Blogger beachcomber50 said...

hmmm...ok. tell you this T. i've read every post here and on a certain humor blog. this is in no possible way, one person.
i love magic. "styled" for a pro one summer. this is chaotic.
love humor. all kinds. even the schlock jock, occasionally.
this ain't humor. `cept by pure f-u.
so...in same boat. waiting for the punchline.

5:09 AM  
Anonymous iPodu said...

I did like that Podu posted the other day- Wonder if he's dead too-

12:32 PM  
Anonymous podu said...

I am not dead. Nor is Beth. But Marion needs to think that Beth is dead for awhile. This may come as a surprise to all of you who have not been paying attention, but Marion is the one we are trying to help here. Does that make any sense? Think about it grasshoppers.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Curious Reader said...

Um- nope. Sorry. Lame.

Just go with the truth at this point. I think we'd all applaud you for it.

5:52 PM  
Blogger beachcomber50 said...

blah blah. boring. what's your point? c'mon, pick one. any one.

6:06 PM  
Anonymous Trawler said...

What? But Jay told us that Marion was made up by Beth. Which one is lying?
And just who the hell DID shoot JR?

6:41 PM  
Blogger beachcomber50 said...

bing's daughter.

mary

seriously bored. and you did ask.

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are the best!

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Camper & Nicholsons said...

Hello Jay... or should I say MaX - We thought we would find you doing this blog crap again. What Have you been you too? I hope I didn't blow your cover - looks like you got caught

we love you
Camper & Nicholsons

7:34 PM  
Anonymous BooHoo My job sucks said...

Hey Did any of yall see that hardest job show? where these pussys go out and get crabs? and they say it's soooooo hard to pull in nets - well learn how to fucking type and get a new job. What a buch of dumbasses

7:37 PM  
Blogger beachcomber50 said...

bunch of dumba**es



*yawn*

7:52 PM  
Anonymous Trawler said...

I love that there a re a few people who keep coming back and reading the posts and replies, then replying themselves, only to tell us all how pathetic we are and we should stop replying.
Keep it up guys, it keeps it interesting til the next installment of the soap opera arrives (but please, you can do better than "dumbasses"...I hope).
Til then I'll be right here waiting, and for those who are counting, I'm putting money on amnesia coming into play on the next blog update. It's always a winner.

10:37 PM  
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