Monday, July 18, 2005

Sad, sad news to report

To all of Beth's faithful readers:

As you know, Beth has been on a tough journey through this life. She never had it easy; she struggled and struggled to be the best mom, and the best person she could be. She was willing to take chances, to explore, to see. I put her up to this public (e)flogging, in the hopes that it would help her journey. She was willing to bare her soul, and gave it a real try.

Alas, I have very sad news to report. Beth, as you know, recently took up with a guru who was leading her down another path. And, while she was following that path, she did some exotic things -- giving away material possessions, physical suplications, and "exotic" travel. Beth still loved to eat, and while in Pakistan, visiting an ice cream factory, Beth was one of the only foreigners killed in the factory explosion. (for details, see

Her children will remain with me for at least a little while.


Anonymous I knew it! said...

You do realize that column about the blast was written in May?

Confirmation that this whole blog was some sick joke.

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Curious Reader said...

Ok- I am still curious- what was this about?

Teenage prank?

Sociological study?

Bored lonely man looking for attention?

Please, fess up!

3:09 PM  
Anonymous boohoo said...

Well if the bitch is dead...I don't care when she kicked it!!!!!

-but who am I going to hate now???


4:46 PM  
Anonymous Phil Hendrie said...


This blog is brilliant. I will be featuring a segment about it with R.C. Collins tonight. If you'd like to join in, drop by the website and send me an e-mail.


5:00 PM  
Blogger Dawn said...

Funny how the kids are with Marion, yet Beth gave full custody to the ex. At least if you are going to tell stories make sure you have them straight!

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Trawler said...

You started off well, but obviously got sick of it towards the end, especially this Pakistan blast which simple wasn't researched at all (though the "ice cream factory" part made me chuckle). Done well, you could have had everyone guessing even after the latest strange posts from "Beth" and "Marion".
I hope at some point you post why you did this - would be very interesting to know even if it was a prank borne through boredom.

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she shit in the ice cream and watch her son tog off before she bit it ?

Should change the url of this blog to

12:32 AM  
Anonymous jj said...

hahahahahahaha. Agree with curious reader tho - fess up now!

5:22 AM  

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