Friday, July 15, 2005


I have found my new guru his name is Podu. He is wise and spiritual. I have broken up with my boyfriend and gave my ex-husband full custody of my children – Podu said this is the way.

I have learned that a person should not be too pure. Straight trees are cut first and pure people are first to be cast out I should never make associates with beings who are above or below my position.

Such friendships will by no means give you any contentment – this is the way.

For my offering of my car, Podu taught me that material things are just the material that binds us back – holding us back. I have drunk, but I am not sorry. This is the way that Podu showed me – how to drink life but in moderation.

I with 3 others will go on a pilgrimage to New Bedford Massachusetts to see the whaling port and meditate to the sounds of the whales. Podu thinks of this as his home, so we must visit. I am still apprehensive of cutting my hair “shedding my old self” as Podu puts it still is not comforting.



Anonymous David Maslanka said...

Bull shit. I'm calling you out. This is totally made up. Podu my ass.
On the off chance this is real, Beth, you are grasping at straws here. No jackass named Podu that wants you to sacrafice your car is the guiding light to inner peace.

11:56 PM  
Anonymous Beth said...

A wise man, Happy John Laney once said, "talk to the person who requests the truth"

p.s. I now have a nice road bike and I am shedding the pounds like butter!!!!

8:51 AM  
Anonymous MaX said...

Yeah some squirrels are NUTS!!!!!

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Butter makes you fatter.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Podu said...

Dear David,

I am Podu, and I am the spiritual counselor for Beth. I am very real, my friend. I have counseled some very successful people, who have tough times, just like anyone else. Beth actually has a lot in common with some movie stars and business execs that I counsel. As an externally driven being, she has a need to seek reactions from others. Good or bad, these reactions help her understand her actions and make her more acccountable to her own inner spirit.

Beth's car is symbolic of something she thinks she cannot do without. She will learn two things from this sacrifice. One, she will learn that material things are not indispensible. She can make do without a car. And two, she will learn that material things are replaceable. Once confident of her ability to be without her car, she will have the self-assurance of knowing its relative value and will plan to replace it without much pain. I will give her car to another person I counsel who has yet to enjoy having a car. Beth, in turn, received a simple greeting card, written 15 years ago by the then-girlfriend of a man I am counseling. He will learn that he can survive without having to see that card and remember that he was once loved. Beth may learn why a card could be the most valuable posession of someone. Perhaps she will return it. Or maybe she'll throw it out. Who knows?

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Trawler said...

Yep - this is complete bullshit. Had me debating for a while there, as I've been following this blog for a month or so but this latest entry has sealed it.
Is this a private joke, or some sort of social experiment? Guess we may never know.
Hey "Beth" - give up your car for a set of white ear phones, then you can be an iPodu!!
Honestly, I crack me up...

10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Trawler - I read one post and I knew this was fake - what craked me up was the fact you debating such crap... face it you bought into the lie.

p.s. "iPodu" was funny

11:38 PM  
Anonymous jj said...

ipodu! woooooooooohooooooooooooo

3:48 AM  
Anonymous Trawler said...


Reading the first posts I certainly did buy into it. Not much reason not to - I have seen far, far stranger things on the internet. But the quality slowly degraded til it got stupid.
The guy here that kept having a go at her for not posting any soccer stuff constantly cracked me up though. To hell with the kids, and the drinking, and the sex, and the gurus - where is the soccer you crazy woman!!??

Great stuff.


12:24 AM  

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