Thursday, June 30, 2005


I was spreading my wings a bit and checking out new blogs. I have found one that is real funny.

The people are strange and somewhat mean.

Well the topic today was about this man who stretched his penis. People were saying how big or small they were so I chimed in – I said I had a rather large vagina based on the fact I had three children. They test for this by using a tube and slowly fill the vagina with saline. I said In my case I like “bigger” men… Any man will do. So I thought this was funny. They pounced on me. One commenter Brad even talked about watching car parts and thinking about my vagina. He likes to stick fruit in tubes too. Targetgirl said she couldn’t eat. And some person “Too Scared to ID Myself” listed my profile on the blog!!!!

That is private information!!!

Then to top it off Aunt Nancy made fun of my father.



Blogger Monty said...


I found your site via Ace-o-Spades blog. Welcome to the club!

One caution: you're going to experience a lot of harshness when you get into the comment sections of blogs (and I'd suggest you police your own comment sections pretty closely). There are a lot of fools out there, and some like nothing better than to be insulting and hurtful for no good reason. Some people live only to flame others -- just grow a thick hide and ignore 'em, or ban them from your blog if they get too abusive.

Anyhow -- welcome! I'll check in here from time to time, and I hope you'll do the same on my blog.

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Barry Fan said...

It is not private information if you link to it in every post that you make in the comments are.

What is private information: email addresses.

Harveting information from other blogs and posting it in your own is appalling and inexcusable.

8:27 PM  
Blogger Marvin | Paranoid Android said...

Beth, I'm sorry you thought some of us were mean. You must realize that on Dave's blog, we make fun of anything that catches our fancy. And some people do take it a little too far sometimes. There's nothing anyone can do about that. But because of your first post saying 'Hello Will', you were marked down as a spammer/bot/advertiser (and you admitted to being advertising, which helps but not much). And THEN you posted this:

Average Vagina Size
3 inches along the posterior wall with a diameter of 0.8 inches, though in stimulated phase it balloons to 3.75-4.1 in long by 2.3-2.5 inches in diameter.
Average Clitoris Length
1 inch, though the part that shows, called the clitoral glans, is 0.20 inches long.
Average Vaginal Acidity
4.0 to 5.0 on the pH scale--fairly acidic.
Average Hymen Thickness
0.05-0.10 inches (0.125-0.25 cm.).
Average Ovary Size
1.5 inches long by 0.75 inches in breadth by 1 inch thick (3.75 x 2 x 2.5 cm.).

Now, that's about as amusing and relevant here as it was over there. This is where it started to get ugly, because a couple people made comments, and then you (even if you don't think they were) made some snippy retorts. I'm sorry that you and the blog got off to such a rough start (and maybe finish, from the looks of it), but there's not much that can be done about it now. Good luck.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Mom said...

To Barry Fan,
Well I didn't search for them on yahoo and then link to their private blogger profiles! And if we go by your rules - their emails were on the site in plain view – thanks to my son for getting them for me!

9:41 PM  
Blogger digitalbrownshirt said...

Hi, I checked your blog from Ace of Spades too. Here's a link to an html site that has helped me with my blog. It's easier than it looks.

BTW, pretty much anything is public once it gets on the internet, even if it's supposed to be hidden.

Harveting information from other blogs and posting it in your own is appalling and inexcusable.
That's just plain stupid. Half the blog entries are comments on other blogs. As long as you list where the info came from and provide a link then you're within the normal blog standards.

9:53 PM  
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9:55 PM  
Anonymous Barry Fan said...

Your profile is listed on this blog. You linked to this blog in your comments. How is that private information?

The email addresses on the barry blog are linked. Not in plain view. That way, they are not harvested by spambots.

9:57 PM  
Blogger digitalbrownshirt said...

Hell, maybe it's harder than I thought. :)
Click Here For HTML Goodies
That's better.

9:58 PM  
Blogger Mom said...

Digitalbrownshirt, wow! that is a lot of info I have to take in. I will have to have my son (wiz kid)walk me through it. Thanks you very much. I guess there is nice people on the websites.


10:09 PM  
Blogger Mom said...

I can’t keep my son from laughing. He says Barry Fan is right, and if he keeps saying that then I will just have to punish him. (Just kidding). BUT he did say spambots and spiders don’t have eyes and they can’t read delivered pages. They get the codes on the sites. If they see an e-mail address like or a web link they will pick it up and store it in a computer. I am not sure is I said that right?


10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Monty now come on - have you actually READ some of this shit. I mean this is pretty freaky what she is posting here and her shrink seems just as whacky as her. I can't figure out if this is some grossly negligent form of narcissitic treatment, or some sort of joke. If it's real, then someone should get her kids the hell out of there that's for sure.

11:15 PM  
Blogger Pat'sRick© said...

Just found your site via Scrappleface. Can't stay long now, but will be back. Come visit mine if you have the chance.

7:09 AM  
Anonymous jj said...

Hmm - have studied this site and have just a comment or two.
a) the photos look doctored or stretched
b) the very idea that this could be construed as any type of therapy is patently ridiculous
c) if any of this is true, then I'm sorry but the therapist (non-existant or otherwise) should ensure steps are taken to protect the children, if there are any.
d)If this is a joke blog, then congrats to the authors for making it ALMOST believable.


7:23 AM  
Blogger Marion F. Young said...

Dear JJ,
I do protect the children. It would be wrong for me as a human being (not only as a therapist) to see the type of abuse that may be construed by the words that Beth writes and the readers read. Part of this new process is no censorship or editing of your feelings or comments or posts.

I have currently been assigned as their temporary guardian because of my relationship with Beth and the fact their father is currently on business in Thailand – which, right now is not the best place especially for children. I would hate to see what would happen to Beth if her children were that far away. Beth is legally separated from her husband and he has won custody. Visitation is only permitted with supervision and with the consent by their father. I can not help the fact that Beth “tags-a-long” with school trips, Soccer games, or visits friends houses to “drop in” on her children. When she “speaks” to them it is usually by AOL instant messenger or phone.

Beth is following a 12 step program (it is only 10 steps but people know what “12 steps” refers to) that I created. It removes the likeness of “God” from the steps due to the fact that Beth is an atheist / agnostic. She is currently on step four – make an inventory of your life from this day forward. The past does not matter in my program. It is funny that people do not believe they can effect their past by doing something in the present but only their future.

I do thank you for you observations and I wish you continue commenting on this blog. Please keep an open mind about Beth.


9:00 AM  
Anonymous Curious Reader said...

I'm thinking it's totally a joke. Read some of the posts, especially the ones where she puts narcotics in brownies baked for children.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Mookie said...

Curious Reader, Please the lady put a few tabs of benadryl in some cake big deal ~ narcotics are drugs that relieves pain by preventing transmission of pain messages to the brain. (See Also) opioids. I think benadryl stops you from sneezin' Some of my Football coaches did the same shit to water bottles - but it was the good stuff...

Right on Beth write on!


11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares whether this site is stupid, funny, made up, scary, whatever? If you don't like what you are reading, then leave! We are all individual human beings, all of us have things about us that are strange, frightening, pathetic, funny, loving....that is what makes the world go 'round. Not all of us have the guts to publish those weird things for the whole world to see!

Keep aiming high Beth, I hope you find your way. Try not to take hurtful comments to heart. You are who you are.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's just no way that this could not be a joke... I mean, she chooses a post on another blog about 16 dead Americans in a helicopter crash to advertise the existence of her own blog. 16 dead? Come check out my blog!

Benadryl brownies? Visine addiction? seriously...

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah yeah, and look what the so-called therapist, with the Betty Crocker-looking picture, has in her profile:

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
My first thesis proposal dealt with this idea in a thematic kind of way: Freudian interpretations: male/female, yin/yang, hormones/term papers, etc.

This is all quite funny. Please continue!

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Curious Reader said...

I guess my only real concern about this website is that Beth repeatedly states that her daughter has a weight problem, yet, in all the photos she has posted, this little girl appears very slender and not at all overweight. I am worried about the message this may send to other young girls.

Marion, I would love you hear your take on this potentially dangerous trend in American sociology.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

While we're on the subject of the penis, I want to make it perfectly clear to any horny women out there that gorillas DO NOT have large penises. I blame that trashy movie 'King Kong' for creating this myth.

The dimensions of the penis should be such that it fits nicely inside the vagina. Boasting about penis size is like boating about the size of your bath plug.

4:41 PM  
Anonymous JasonL said...

I have a big bath tub plug

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Mookie said...

YO I just found out that shit will F you up BIG TIME if you got a reactions I thoung it would just make you sleepy...Dang


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5:51 AM  
Anonymous anon 2 said...

will you PLEASE stop deleting comments???????

3:52 AM  

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